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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night ...
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Bees Nees
on 20 November 2007
Within two weeks of moving into a new house, the homeowner had ...
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Bees Nees
on 28 August 2007
A doctor, a lawyer and a real estate agent were discussing the ...
By
Bees Nees
on 23 May 2007
1. If you want to know exactly where your property line is ...
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Bees Nees
on 2 May 2007
A family from out of the back of Bourke was visiting the ...
By
Bees Nees
on 3 April 2007
A real estate agent walking along the beach found a bottle. When ...
By
Bees Nees
on 21 February 2007
1. Texas real estate agent looking to add more bang to her ...
By
Bees Nees
on 7 February 2007
A crusty old man walks into a real estate office and says ...
By
Bees Nees
on 23 January 2007
Needs TLC = major structural damage; Convenient = located on freeway entrance ...
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Bees Nees
on 10 January 2007
Excerpts from tenants’ letters sent to landlords and their agents: The toilet ...
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Bees Nees
on 27 December 2006
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A ...
By
Bees Nees
on 28 November 2006
Family with a termite-ridden home were eager to get it sold, and ...
By
Bees Nees
on 14 November 2006
An elderly client bought a new home and the enthusiastic real estate agent ...
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Bees Nees
on 15 October 2006
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