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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night ...

By Bees Nees

on 20 November 2007

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Lesser of evils

Within two weeks of moving into a new house, the homeowner had ...

By Bees Nees

on 28 August 2007

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What real estate agents really get up to…

A doctor, a lawyer and a real estate agent were discussing the ...

By Bees Nees

on 23 May 2007

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A lighter look at real estate

 1.  If you want to know exactly where your property line is ...

By Bees Nees

on 2 May 2007

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The wonders of highrise living

A family from out of the back of Bourke was visiting the ...

By Bees Nees

on 3 April 2007

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Double or nothing

A real estate agent walking along the beach found a bottle. When ...

By Bees Nees

on 21 February 2007

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More Amazing Yet True Stories from the World of Real Estate:

1. Texas real estate agent looking to add more bang to her ...

By Bees Nees

on 7 February 2007

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No respect

A crusty old man walks into a real estate office and says ...

By Bees Nees

on 23 January 2007

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Some help interpreting real estate ads:

Needs TLC = major structural damage; Convenient = located on freeway entrance ...

By Bees Nees

on 10 January 2007

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Dear landlord

Excerpts from tenants’ letters sent to landlords and their agents: The toilet ...

By Bees Nees

on 27 December 2006

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The perfect husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A ...

By Bees Nees

on 28 November 2006

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Monsters Inc

Family with a termite-ridden home were eager to get it sold, and ...

By Bees Nees

on 14 November 2006

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Moving up in the world

An elderly client bought a new home and the enthusiastic real estate agent ...

By Bees Nees

on 15 October 2006

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