just for fun!

When Insults Had Class

Today’s Friday so here’s the best we’ve seen on email this week to give you a chuckle!:

  1. The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I’d give you poison.” He said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.”
  2. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.” “That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
  3. “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill
  4. “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”  Clarence Darrow
  5. “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends..”  – Oscar Wilde
  6. “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.” – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill. “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second…. if there is one.” –  Winston Churchill, in response.
  7. “His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West
  8. “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go…”
    – Oscar Wilde