just for fun!

Our best Christmas joke attempts!

 1. It was Christmas Eve at the meat counter and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one. In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, ‘Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?’ “No madam”, he replied, “they’re all dead.”

2. How do you know Santa has to be a man? Because no woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year!