just for fun!


The Johnsons were shown into the dentist’s surgery, where Mr Johnson makes it absolutely clear that he is in a big hurry. “No expensive extras Doc,” he demands, “no gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.”

“I wish more of my patients were as strong-minded and as brave as you Mr Johnson,” said the dentist admiringly. “Now, which tooth is it?” Mr. Johnson turns to his wife. “Show him your tooth, honey.”