just for fun!


Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together? Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why is the person who invests your money called a “Broker”? Why isn’t there mouse flavoured cat food? Who tastes dog food when it has a “new & improved” flavour? Why do they call the airport “the terminal” if flying is so safe?