just for fun!

It's a funny language

Here’s a collection of public notices from overseas hotels:
In the hotel rooms: “Please leave your values at the front desk.” “You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.” “Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.”
In the bar: “Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.” “Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.”
In the hotel shops: “Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.” “Specialist in women and other diseases.” “Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.”