just for fun!

Puzzled lawyer

A property investor was holidaying on the beach at Noosa, met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, “Remember that useless house I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?”

The investor replied, “Remember that lousy home I had in Brisbane ? Well, the river broke its banks, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds.”

The lawyer looked puzzled. “Gees,” he asked, “how’d you start the flood?”