just for fun!

Monsters Inc

Family with a termite-ridden home were eager to get it sold, and after placing it on the market warned their children not to talk to anyone about the house.  At an open house one suspicious man took the seven-year-old daughter aside and asked if the house had any secrets he should know.   Her first reaction was to smile and ignore his question.  But he became more persistent and finally she confessed there was one secret but she could not tell it to him.  “Now we’re getting somewhere,” he said.  “Tell me the secret. I promise I won’t tell anyone.”  She looked him straight in the eye before blurting out, “We have monsters in our sewer!”