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		<title>A Christmas message to our clients</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 06:53:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Congrats on 20 years in real estate!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 02:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our congratulations go to Bees Nees principal Rob Honeycombe who today celebrates 20 years since joining the industry as a salesperson.
Rob started in Carina on Brisbane&#8217;s inner south-east on June 17th 1991, and fortunately nobody explained to him that the economy was actually in recession at the time! His career&#8217;s included 8 years in Townsville in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="mceTemp"><a href="http://www.beesnees.com.au/thebuzz/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/rob22.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-4739" title="Rob Honeycombe" src="http://www.beesnees.com.au/thebuzz/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/rob22-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>Our congratulations go to Bees Nees principal Rob Honeycombe who today celebrates 20 years since joining the industry as a salesperson.</div>
<div class="mceTemp">Rob started in Carina on Brisbane&#8217;s inner south-east on June 17th 1991, and fortunately nobody explained to him that the economy was actually in recession at the time! His career&#8217;s included 8 years in Townsville in the 1990&#8217;s where he was awarded the Real Estate Institute&#8217;s Salesperson of the Year. He&#8217;s also worked on several apartment projects including a role as state manager with a public company property developer.</div>
<div class="mceTemp">He&#8217;s made more than 900 residential sales in his career but Rob says he&#8217;s &#8220;just getting started&#8221;!</div>
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		<title>What&#8217;s in a name?</title>
		<link>http://www.beesnees.com.au/thebuzz/2011/04/whats-in-a-name/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Apr 2011 22:46:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob Honeycombe</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Oxygen Apartments Spring Hill]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Tribeca Apartments Spring Hill]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Somewhere along the line the naming of an apartment building became really important to property developers. Creating a more emotional bond for buyers, a stylish, sexy and aspirational brand and logo was seen as a link to higher prices and faster sales rates. Back in the days of brick flats the names just seemed to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_4551" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 160px"><a href="http://www.beesnees.com.au/thebuzz/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Village-Green-and-Parkview1.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-4551" title="Village Green and Parkview" src="http://www.beesnees.com.au/thebuzz/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Village-Green-and-Parkview1-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Spring Hill&#39;s &quot;Oxygen&quot; apartments</p></div>
<p>Somewhere along the line the naming of an apartment building became really important to property developers. Creating a more emotional bond for buyers, a stylish, sexy and aspirational brand and logo was seen as a link to higher prices and faster sales rates. Back in the days of brick flats the names just seemed to be a mush-up of the builder’s kids’ names. Like “Shar-Lee Court”. The spirit of Sharon and Leanne captured in perpetuity.</p>
<p>Then when Brisbane’s first trend to city living started to really take hold developer’s scrambled to conjure lifestyle images of Manhattan and New Yorkers (not coincidently the names of 2 late 1990’s Brisbane buildings). Spring Hill got a “Tribeca”, after a trendy New York precinct of the same name – the <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Tr</span>iangle <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Be</span>low <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Ca</span>nal Street. Not surprisingly Brisvegas also got 2 new buildings called “Soho”, named in the same way for South of the Houston River. And yes there’s a “Melrose Place” in Brisbane. The Americanisation continued.</p>
<p>And to defend our property developers for just a moment – can you imagine how hard it is to set up a brand that will (hopefully) live on for many years as a residential address? Worse than naming a new child!</p>
<p>Your author helped name “Oxygen” apartments in Spring Hill, the design’s open space and fresh air inspiring that one. I also got involved with branding South Bank’s “Galleria” but somehow ended up with buyers confusing this clue to the arts and culture precinct with a duty-free shopping mall… It’s a tricky job!</p>
<p><strong>So now it’s over to you! What’s the best apartment building name you’ve seen?</strong> Maybe it’s something clever or memorable or just so bad you have to share it. And I get first go at this – “The Village of Langler Drew”. I kid you not, it’s in Toowong’s Sherwood Road. An inside joke maybe?!</p>
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		<title>Join the Pocket Community Garden in Woolloongabba</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 03:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Woolloongabba]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tucked away in an area of Woolloongabba the locals refer to as &#8220;The Pocket&#8221; sits a community garden established by residents and created to provide an opportunity for those interested to meet socially and learn about growing organic produce.
The community group meets every Sunday from 3pm for a working bee to maintain and build the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.beesnees.com.au/thebuzz/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Garden-8.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-4411" src="http://www.beesnees.com.au/thebuzz/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Garden-8-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a>Tucked away in an area of Woolloongabba the locals refer to as &#8220;The Pocket&#8221; sits a community garden established by residents and created to provide an opportunity for those interested to meet socially and learn about growing organic produce.</p>
<p>The community group meets every Sunday from 3pm for a working bee to maintain and build the garden. New members are always welcome and you can join for free by just showing up on a Sunday afternoon and pitching in or by emailing clytieb@gmail.com. As a member you get the benefit of picking fresh, organic produce from the garden, meeting new friends and learning about a range of organic gardening activities.</p>
<p>Despite the gardens Preston Street location and proximity to the creek it has remained relatively unscathed from the recent Brisbane floods. So the priorities of the group remain unchanged. At the moment they are looking to establish a worm farm, increase their compost production and create the means with which they can become self sufficient with water supply. If you would like to support any of these ventures but are time poor and not able to go to the working bees I recommend you contact Clytie on the above email address if you think you can help in other ways.</p>
<p>For those of you with young children there is also a small group of parents that meet at the garden on Monday mornings at 9:30 with their children to catch up for a chat and so their children can play in the fresh air. Sometimes the children get a chance to plant some seedlings, water the garden or pick some of the produce for lunch. Feel free to join in if you would like to meet other parents in the area.</p>
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		<title>Supermodel Kate Moss buys Highgate Hill mansion for $12.7million</title>
		<link>http://www.beesnees.com.au/thebuzz/2011/01/supermodel-kate-moss-buys-highgate-hill-mansion-for-12-7million/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2011 05:34:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not a word of a lie &#8211; but this was in the Highgate Hill that&#8217;s a classy neighbourhood of London, United Kingdom! According to a report Ms Moss has snapped up the 4 storey, 7 bedroom and 625sqm home (pictured).
Apparently the British Highgate Hill is one of London&#8217;s highest points and a sought-after part of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.beesnees.com.au/thebuzz/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/KMoss_PICS1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-4389" title="Highgate Hill mansion" src="http://www.beesnees.com.au/thebuzz/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/KMoss_PICS1-150x150.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="150" /></a>Not a word of a lie &#8211; but this was in the Highgate Hill that&#8217;s a classy neighbourhood of London, United Kingdom! According to a report Ms Moss has snapped up the 4 storey, 7 bedroom and 625sqm home (pictured).</p>
<p>Apparently the British Highgate Hill is one of London&#8217;s highest points and a sought-after part of town. So not entirely unlike our own!</p>
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		<title>Garden of Remembrance Dutton Park</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Jan 2011 00:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob Honeycombe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dutton Park]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Boggo Road Urban Village Dutton Park]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[At the junction of Annerley and Gladstone Roads, nestled between Boggo Road Urban Village and South Brisbane Cemetary in Dutton Park, sits Gair Park. Opened in April 1951 Gair Park was named after Vince Gair who served as Queensland Premier from 1952-1957.
Today the triangular garden has excellent views of the surrounding area and contains an [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.beesnees.com.au/thebuzz/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Park-11.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-4306" src="http://www.beesnees.com.au/thebuzz/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Park-11-225x300.jpg" alt="" width="225" height="300" /></a>At the junction of Annerley and Gladstone Roads, nestled between Boggo Road Urban Village and South Brisbane Cemetary in Dutton Park, sits Gair Park. Opened in April 1951 Gair Park was named after Vince Gair who served as Queensland Premier from 1952-1957.</p>
<p>Today the triangular garden has excellent views of the surrounding area and contains an  elegant cenotaph in memory of fallen comrades from 1950 to 1966. It is a lovely place to sit and have lunch or take a wander through dedicated to , and is on the Queensland heritage register.</p>
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		<title>Looking for something different for the school holidays in Woolloongabba?</title>
		<link>http://www.beesnees.com.au/thebuzz/2010/12/school-holidays-in-woolloongabba/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 00:47:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Woolloongabba]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As you can imagine I spend quite a bit of time driving and walking around  Woolloongabba so it is always great to come across something a little  different. On the corner of Lucinda and Albion streets in Woolloongabba I  came across the Yellow Cabs Shed where, displayed out the front, are a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.beesnees.com.au/thebuzz/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Copy-of-Car-61.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-4296" src="http://www.beesnees.com.au/thebuzz/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Copy-of-Car-61-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="338" height="225" /></a>As you can imagine I spend quite a bit of time driving and walking around  Woolloongabba so it is always great to come across something a little  different. On the corner of Lucinda and Albion streets in Woolloongabba I  came across the Yellow Cabs Shed where, displayed out the front, are a  number of fabulous old taxi cabs. Definitely worth a visit to see the changes over the years.</p>
<p>If you have time stop into the  Cab Rank Cafe for a cup of Di Bella coffee and a chat to Greg the owner. A few  metres down the road is Rotary Park with a great undercover area for the kids to play and covered benches for you to sit and enjoy your coffee.</p>
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		<title>Snakey tenant pleads guilty to assault</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 21:34:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Brisbane landlords]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not like you needed another reason to appoint a property manager to handle your Brisbane investment property!
A self-managed landlord at Greenslopes has had a black snake thrown at him by a cranky tenant. Facing court today the tenant pleaded guilty to assault, the incident occuring when the landlord issued another tenant a breach notice.
Turns [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s not like you needed another reason to appoint a property manager to handle your Brisbane investment property!</p>
<p>A self-managed landlord at Greenslopes has had a black snake thrown at him by a cranky tenant. Facing court today the tenant pleaded guilty to assault, the incident occuring when the landlord issued another tenant a breach notice.</p>
<p>Turns out the snake was dead. It&#8217;s not known how far the landlord ran before he found that out&#8230;</p>
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		<title>making the mowst of Movember</title>
		<link>http://www.beesnees.com.au/thebuzz/2010/11/making-the-mowst-of-movember/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 23:03:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Inner Brisbane events]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The gentlemen of Bees Nees City Realty have joined the national Movember campaign, sacrificing their professional appearances and usually clean-shaven faces in the name of charity.
And for each property sold by the Bees Nees team in November we’re donating $500 to the campaign. If you’re considering selling why not give us a call on 07 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The gentlemen of Bees Nees City Realty have joined the national Movember campaign, sacrificing their professional appearances and usually clean-shaven faces in the name of charity.</p>
<p>And for each property sold by the Bees Nees team in November we’re donating $500 to the campaign. If you’re considering selling why not give us a call on 07 3214 6800? Or if you’d like to contribute to our team’s fundraiser please click through to <a href="https://www.movember.com/au/donate/your-details/team_id/106006" target="_blank">our donation page</a>.</p>
<p>Each year Movember is responsible for the sprouting of moustaches on thousands of men’s faces in Australia and around the world, with the sole aim of raising vital funds and awareness for men’s health, specifically prostate cancer and depression in men.</p>
<div id="attachment_4145" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 458px"><a href="http://www.beesnees.com.au/thebuzz/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Bees-Nees-Movember1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-4145" title="Bees Nees Movember" src="http://www.beesnees.com.au/thebuzz/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Bees-Nees-Movember1.jpg" alt="" width="448" height="243" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">l-r. Rob Honeycombe, Josh Manson, Braedan Kidd, Richard Fleming and Clint Dowdell-Smith</p></div>
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		<title>From comedian Steven Wright</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 22:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s Friday so here&#8217;s the best of the emailed jokes we&#8217;ve seen this week!
I&#8217;d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize;
Half the people you know are below average.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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<p>I&#8217;d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize;</p>
<p>Half the people you know are below average.</p>
<p>A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.</p>
<p>A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.</p>
<p>If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.</p>
<p>All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.</p>
<p>The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.</p>
<p>When everything is coming your way, you&#8217;re in the wrong lane.</p>
<p>I intend to live forever&#8230;. so far, so good.</p>
<p>If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?</p>
<p>What happens if you get scared half to death twice?</p>
<p>A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.</p>
<p>Experience is something you don&#8217;t get until just after you need it.</p>
<p>The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread</p>
<p>If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?</p>
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