The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.Here are some recent winners:
1. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
6. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis : Terminal coolness.
8. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
9. Glibido: All talk and no action.
10. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
11. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
12. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
13. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.