Fridays are for fun!
Father O’Malley was pulled up for speeding. The highway patrol officer smelled alcohol on the priest’s breath and then saw an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
“Father, have you been drinking?”, the officer asked. “Only water my son”, replied Fr O’Malley. “The how come I can smell wine?” the policeman enquired.
The priest looked at the bottle and said: “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”