just for fun!

Funny statements

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale……. Cheap……. ….no strings attached.

On a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off.

Sign In A Bar: ‘Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.’

Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don’t Stand In Her Way.

Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.

The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask too Many Questions.

Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe
Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager