Today’s Friday so here’s the best joke we heard this week:
A housemaid asked her wealthy boss for a pay increase. The woman was very upset about this and asked: ‘Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay increase?’ Maria: ‘Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.’ Woman: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’ Maria: ‘Your husband said so.’ Woman: ‘Oh.’
Maria: ‘The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.’ Woman: ‘Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?’ Maria: ‘Your husband did.’ Woman: ‘Oh.’
Maria: ‘My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.’ Woman (really furious now): ‘Did my husband say that as well?’ Maria: ‘No Senora, the gardener did.’
She got the raise.