just for fun!

An alternative medical dictionary

More of our “Fridays are for fun!”. If you have a clean joke we’d love you to share it with us!

Artery: the study of paintings, Barium: what doctors do when patients die, Caesarean section: a neighbourhood in Rome, Cauterize: made eye contact with her, Dilate: to live long, Fibula: a small lie, Impotent: distinguished or well known, Labour Pain: getting hurt at work, Morbid: a higher offer, Nitrates: cheaper than day rates, Post-Operative: letter carrier, Recovery Room: place to do upholstery, Urine: opposite of “You’re out”