just for fun!

Lateral thinking

Darragh O’Malley was driving his lorry through Dublin when he saw a bridge with a sign saying 3 metre max headroom. He slowed down wondering if he could drive under it or not. “A shure I’ll give it a go,” he thought only to find that his lorry got stuck underneath it.

Darragh sat back in his seat, poured out a cup of tea and lit a cigarette. A policeman arrived a short time later and knocked on the cab door. “What do you think you are doing?” demanded the policeman in a sharp tone.

“Sure I’m having me tea break,” replied Darragh. “And what do you work at?” enquired the policeman. “Agh shure, I deliver bridges,” smiled Darragh.