just for fun!

Out of the mouths…

One: The Fire Brigade was invited to a local Primary School to talk to the children about fire safety in the home. One of the firemen let off a smoke alarm, which made its customary high-pitched noise. The 6 year olds were asked what the noise represented. A little boy’s hand went up and he answered, “That’s daddy cooking dinner.”Two: I was nervous the night my husband and I took our three young sons to a restaurant for the first time. My husband ordered a bottle of wine with the meal and when the waitress brought it, our children became quiet as the ritual uncorking began. She poured a small amount for me to taste and at that moment our six-year-old piped up, “Mum drinks a lot more than that!”