How do you like your chicken?
Victor saw a sign in the restaurant window: “Unusual Breakfast”. Always an adventurous eater, Victor went in and sat down. “What does your unusual breakfast include?” he asked the waitress politely. “Baked tongue of chicken!” she replied with a grin.
“Baked tongue of chicken?… baked tongue of chicken! Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken’s mouth!” Victor cried.
Undaunted, the waitress asked, “What would you like then?” “Oh, just bring me some scrambled eggs,” Victor replied.