Help a stranger
Rodney and Wilma are woken at 3 o’clock one morning by a loud pounding on the door, with a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain. “Give us a push” says the swaying man. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “It’s three in the morning.” He slams the door and returns to bed.
“Who was that?” asked his wife. “Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers. “Did you help him?” Wilma asks. “No I did not. It’s three in the morning and pouring with rain outside. His wife said, “Don’t you remember 3 months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should go help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself.”
Rodney does as he’s told, gets dressed and goes out into the rain. He calls out into the dark, “Hello! Are you still there?” “Yes,” comes the reply. “Do you still need a push?” calls out Rodney. “Yes please.” comes the reply from the darkness. “Where are you?” asks Rodney. “Over here on the swing,” replies the drunk.