A lighter look at real estate
1. If you want to know exactly where your property line is just watch the neighbour mow the lawn…
2. They have an all-electric home. Everything in it has been charged.
3. He bought a 2-storey home. One story for the bank manager before settlement, and another for after.
4. If you think no one cares if you’re alive try missing a couple of loan repayments.
5. Did you hear about Robin Hood’s house? It has a little John.