just for fun!

A lighter look at real estate

 1.  If you want to know exactly where your property line is just watch the neighbour mow the lawn…
2.  They have an all-electric home. Everything in it has been charged.
3.  He bought a 2-storey home. One story for the bank manager before settlement, and another for after.
4.  If you think no one cares if you’re alive try missing a couple of loan repayments.
5.  Did you hear about Robin Hood’s house? It has a little John.