The wonders of highrise living
A family from out of the back of Bourke was visiting the big city for the first time. They stayed in a high rise hotel with a big silver elevator right off the lobby. The father and son stared at it in amazement, wondering what it was.
After gawking in awe for a few minutes the boy looked up at his father. “Hey dad, what do ya reckon this thing is?” he asked. “Don’t have a clue son”, the father replied. Just then an old, frumpy woman with curlers in her hair walks up, steps on the elevator and the doors shut behind her. After about 30 seconds the doors opened again and a beautiful, young blonde wearing a mini-skirt walks out.
The father leans over and says, “Son, go and get ya Mum!”