just for fun!

Dear landlord

Excerpts from tenants’ letters sent to landlords and their agents:

  • The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.
  • I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
  • Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
  • Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.
  • The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand?
  • Will you please send a man to look at my waters? It is a funny colour and not fit to drink.
  • I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

 * note: web-based source of dubious authenticity!