just for fun!

The perfect husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.  MAN:  “Hello” WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”  

MAN: “Yes” WOMAN: “I’m at the shops and I’ve found this beautiful leather coat. It’s  only $5,000. Is it okay if I buy it?” MAN: “Sure …go ahead if you like it that much.”  

WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. That penthouse on the river I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $1.5 million” MAN: “Well, then go ahead  and give them an offer of $1.4. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 100 thousand. It’s really a pretty good price.” WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!” MAN: “Bye… I love you, too.”  

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He smiles and asks: “Anyone know who this phone belongs to?….”