Moving up in the world
An elderly client bought a new home and the enthusiastic real estate agent sent flowers for the occasion. When the new owner read the card it said “Rest in Peace”.
The owner was furious and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said.
“Sir, I’m really sorry for the mistake, but rather than complaining you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a card that reads: “Congratulations on your new home”.